GANGPATCH# SPORT

The First in a series of gang patches featuring ambiguous words unrelated to the imagery.

SCREENCAP #2009

This is a screen capture from a neat little cartoon/80s anime entitled:

Ulysses 31

If you are a VJ or like visuals, download an episode or two of this and prepare to have all aspects of your brain go into a gasm ;)

BRAIN MATTER

This is an image i made from a crystal garden tree shaking spurratically :)

TIMOTHY TIMOTHY typeface

Look mum! I made a trendy typeface!
Here is the poster for it. Why is it in eye exam form? You must be blind not to see how trendy this shit izz. Thanks Glassons :]

HOLY MOUNTAIN

SCREENCAP #80

OH NO IM L8 FOR SKEWL (skewl skewl skeewrrl)

SHRINE = STEREO

Here is a photo of my newest shrine I made from my view-master projector. Using the Lucky power of cat, it tracks down and will projects different stereoscopic imajizz for me.

Here are the latest examples:

SS 1























SS 2

EKMBVSVF (EPIC KAIJU MONSTER BATTLE VHS STILL VALID FIGHT)

Here is the poster for my end of year degree project. (click to enlarge theh photo).
Underneath is the video. (dont click to enlarge theh video, just play theh video).



Oh nooo! CGI and HD and other gross unrealistic forms of design are sucking away our imagination! Luckily lo-fi is better and is well worth spending hours on making costumes and sets over. a video!

SCREENCAP #JENNIFERS 21ST

To fill the time-void. Here are some more screencaps. I'm not sure if these ones are evil or not:

SCREENCAP #3001 (7)

SCREENCAP #b! extreem! bb! xtreem! (treem)

Tools of the trade / Weapons of choice

Ever wonder how I make all my inventions?
With these! My Tools of the trade / Weapons of choice
YES! Designers have weapons! I might just throw a pen tool at you

By the way does anyone know what this trend is called?

Example:

http://www.miekewillems.com/products

hint: click on the image in the link to scroll through rest of examples. clckclickclickclicklikclikclikk

NEW TOY!

Herez= is a toy i made from bolsa wood. Its about cosmonauts (german astronauts) that are in a situation. Hence entitling the piece:

ITS A COSMONAUT SITUATION

this took me weeks.

DREAM BIG WITH YOUR HEART POWER

This shrine makes a loud humm i put my finger in it

NEE-NAR NEE-NARGH NEE-NA - NEENAHHR macmaaaaaaanz

This be a pikchur of a toy i made. You too can glue pieces of macaroni to yor face and make a mask like macman, everyones favourite pasta-faced protagonist :)

I M SORRY THAT TEH PIKCHUR IS BIGG :[

Here are some resluts:

SHRINE = PANDA

HERE is a photo of my PANDA Shrine. I havint decided what it does yet. Here are a few options:

A. Wellington
B. Cosmic Rapper
C.

Keep your eyes peel / any suggestions? (it could be you)

Click to enlarge theh photo

EVIL SCREENCAP # MARK TURNER

EVIL SCREENCAP #666100985-555-7-1. Px3MUHMEHKRL

EVIL SCREENCAP #B33F

EVIL SCREENCAP #8900

Don't pay any attention to these!

VILLAIN + PLANS TO TIME MACHINE = EVIL CHLOG

He is threatening to build his own Time Machine. Don't follow his chlog!

SPOOKEY NOTE

I got a note! A spooke not. The person leaving me death threats left me a note informing me that they have stolen my Time Machine (apparently me yelling to not get too close wasn't enough).

TRIANGLE #1

Unfortunately my Triangle Crop died and only ONE managed to grow. Here it is!

DEATH THREAT!

This is an image of someone who hacked me. They left me a clue of their face and a death threat. It gave me a good spooke.

FTTDIWBD = Tape! Tape! Tape!

My Time Machine that is now equipped with a SHRINE Lo-cater, stumbled across this one someone made 2 years ago. It seems it was in honor of this man made entirely out of Tape:















I was so inspired that I made a "FTTDIWBD" Campaign to the soundtrack of another man made entirely of tapes song. But I think he died. Video!

THIS

EAGLES 1 & 2

Here are the plans to the Fresh Air Machine I'm working on.
Using colours from passed-eras, it locates fresh air for me to plant my Triangles in.













Examples of Triangle Crop coming soon.

The Turpentine Man

The friendly/neighborhood Turpentine Man was busy hosing down the streets when he found a secret passage into 8-bit realm. This image is a result of his cleaning.

SCREENCAP #202

Another picture of my Aura.

SCREENCAP #200

Fox head Terror Alert = High

I wrote a life history of a personified version of the typeface Futura, loosely basing it in the style of a hypothetical Wes Anderson character, inspired by this:

www.vimeo.com/4526218I

I then designed a commemoration to his life in this poster.

SCREENCAP #37S

Here's a picture of my AURAR!

Incase you were wondering, this is what I look like!

PILLS! PILLS! Wangle

My Time Machine is now equipped with a SHRINE Lo-cater. It stumbled across this one someone built. I was so inspired that I made this stop-motion animation. This video is made from felt and Grace Jones, filmed on top of a pane of glass balanced between two chairs:

Everybody loves

Frank M. Reynolds' look on life and his wise words. These are brilliantly illustrated within this book I found on my Dad's bookshelf:

"These young people have heard that drugs are where it's at. They want to turn on."

Here are some interesting slange words to be aware of:

Acidhead
Ball (Absorption of stimulants and cocaine via genitalia)
Cokie

TRILOGY VISION!

Beware of TRILOGY VISION. It will split your mind into 3.

SCREENCAP #77

This island is home to the all-fearing Gargoyle Gang.
Upon hearing this I yelled "don't get too close!".

HANDS OFF!

Here's a picture of the stamp I got at hospital for having one hand hairier than the other. I loved it so much i went around licking the mits of all the other kids who got them, then pressed their wet hands into a book. See examples below:


Some give phone numbers!

SCREENCAP #??5

Someone threw a rock at my Time Machine!

not an alien.

In lieu or not of the new Alice in Wonderland Tim Burtontastica coming out, I've noticed there aren't any pictures of what the ALMIGHTY CATERPILLAR will look like. From this I can only assume that he wont be played by Michael Keaton and will merely be A LOT OF PIXELS. I strongly believe that instead of this, the caterpillar should be played by THIS BOOK COVER.