Friday, July 31, 2009


This island is home to the all-fearing Gargoyle Gang.
Upon hearing this I yelled "don't get too close!".

Thursday, July 30, 2009


Here's a picture of the stamp I got at hospital for having one hand hairier than the other. I loved it so much i went around licking the mits of all the other kids who got them, then pressed their wet hands into a book. See examples below:

Some give phone numbers!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009


Someone threw a rock at my Time Machine!

not an alien.

In lieu or not of the new Alice in Wonderland Tim Burtontastica coming out, I've noticed there aren't any pictures of what the ALMIGHTY CATERPILLAR will look like. From this I can only assume that he wont be played by Michael Keaton and will merely be A LOT OF PIXELS. I strongly believe that instead of this, the caterpillar should be played by THIS BOOK COVER.

Thursday, July 16, 2009


So I set the co-ordinates on my time machine and it sent me back a screen-cap (it took a picture) of where it wazz.I hope it sends me more...

Wednesday, July 15, 2009


So some colleagues and myself have started this company where basically we have started bottling the local Wanganui river water and will be selling it nation-wide.
It tastes sooo good for you coz it's full of tings like batteries and fish heads.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

blue prince

Here are the plans for the Time Machine I'm working on.
I can finally go back and kill that whale.


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Be astonished by the creations and experimental findings to come.